Kingo Goes for a Sexy Ride in A Lexus

Eternals Star, Kingo, promotes Lexus cars to the imbecilic Marvel audience .

Kingo recently hit the road in his Lexus IS 500 sports sedan in a new promotional attempt between Marvel Studios and Lexus. The two-minute promo spot portrays Kingo as an idiot guy who would rather take a sports car to a battle when human lives are at stake, rather than use one of his borne super powers of flight or teleportation. Hell this moron could have ran super fast to the battleground! Instead, Kingo drives his flashy car and that gets him into quite the pickle as he can’t find a dern parking spot! Doh!

Kingo drives his stupid car through the streets as his teammates look worriedly around for their 10th member. As the battle rages on all around him he finds that he’s much more interested in finding a parking spot for his fancy car rather than help his friends or save the world. He receives a notification from Sersi to “hurry.” OBVIOUSLY. But Kingo dgaf. Not even a little bit, cause if there is flaming debris being chucked around, he can’t take the risk that it might hit his, most likely well-insured, vehicle.

As he continues to look for a safe place to park his Lexus S 500 sports sedan, his tiny little teammate, Sprite, calls him up and she sounds very concerned that he hasn’t arrived yet, and ya know they could really use his help against these extremely dangerous and formidable foes.

Kingo is like, “hey I shouldn’t talk on the phone and drive, I need to concentrate on finding a parking spot. If you need help, maybe call an Avenger or something. Okay, take care, bye bye now.”

Well, can’t wait for the Eternals to release on November 5th! I really hope Kingo can find himself a damn parking spot!!

XOXO- ComicBookBitch.

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Episode 29 – Relatable Meets the Dune Cast

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After being plagued by illness most of the month of September, we are back and this week’s episode has been in the works since July. We are *SUPER EXCITED* to have Rod Johnson, cohost of Dune Cast, hanging out with us for this week’s episode. DuneCast is our favorite Dune podcast out there and this episode was a dream come true.

Y’all know we are Dune fanatics and worship the spice. We try our best to annotate Dune in our own words but know that shit can make it even more difficult to understand – Rod on the other hand, is like an expert of Arrakis. We dove into some of our favorite characters, scenes and we take it back to the night we got to preview the first 20 minutes of Dune back in July!

Dune drops October 22nd, here in the states! Pay the extra few bucks and see it in IMAX if you can. And get ready for your life to be changed forever. 

 

What If? Episode 5 Live Reaction

What If? Episode 5 LIVE REACTION!

WHAT IF? ZOMBIES!?

Hank Pym and friends are at it again. This time, instead of Hank murdering the entire Avengers team he brought a Zombie in from the Quantum Realm!?

How? Maybe a plot hole…OR MAYBE SOMEONE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE AND INTERFERED?

Poor Janet Van Dyne, can’t seem to catch a God Damn break.

Episode 28 – Alive and Unwell

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Please excuse us for our absence last week – we were busy fighting zombies alongside whatever is left of the Avengers. Don’t believe us? Thats fine. Disney Plus doesn’t lie. Check out the latest episode of What If for proof. 

…okay well maybe we were just fighting covid. And maybe the cough medicine made us have some wild dreams, but we swear the zombie part is real!! Why the hell would we want to exist in a world where America’s favorite ass is deflated and part zombie? Sounds like our own personal hell. 

The MCU made up for all of that though by giving us what we’ve been asking for, for years – the Hawkeye trailer!! Purple is the color of royalty and Kate Bishop is our queen. Episode 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-g5uzi-10ca160

Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-g5uzi-10ca160

Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 26 – Return of the Jedi

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-3rgqx-10c0d5b

We’ve nearly reached the end of the summer, the end of Leo season and …..the end of a 18 day bender of way too much alcohol. Everyone is getting ready to go back to school, be kicked off unemployment and even to start shopping for Halloween candy because Target clearly isn’t having another socially distanced covid Halloween this year.

We missed you guys terribly and because of that, this episode is 74 fucking minutes. SEVENTY FOUR. #reasonsitsnotourfault – we chose to take a very long nap during the most intense time of the nerd world ; The Bad Batch season finale and the release of The Suicide Squad!!

Needless to say, many tears were had. RIP to the the original clone base planet of our dreams – Kamino < / 3 I guess we should also say RIP to Pete Davidson too because he didn’t make it too far in The Suicide Squad (such waste of talent) 

WE’RE BACK AND READY TO LAUGH. PRESS PLAY IF YOU DARE.