What If? Episode 5 Live Reaction

What If? Episode 5 LIVE REACTION!

WHAT IF? ZOMBIES!?

Hank Pym and friends are at it again. This time, instead of Hank murdering the entire Avengers team he brought a Zombie in from the Quantum Realm!?

How? Maybe a plot hole…OR MAYBE SOMEONE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE AND INTERFERED?

Poor Janet Van Dyne, can’t seem to catch a God Damn break.

Episode 28 – Alive and Unwell

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Please excuse us for our absence last week – we were busy fighting zombies alongside whatever is left of the Avengers. Don’t believe us? Thats fine. Disney Plus doesn’t lie. Check out the latest episode of What If for proof. 

…okay well maybe we were just fighting covid. And maybe the cough medicine made us have some wild dreams, but we swear the zombie part is real!! Why the hell would we want to exist in a world where America’s favorite ass is deflated and part zombie? Sounds like our own personal hell. 

The MCU made up for all of that though by giving us what we’ve been asking for, for years – the Hawkeye trailer!! Purple is the color of royalty and Kate Bishop is our queen. Episode 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

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Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-g5uzi-10ca160

Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 26 – Return of the Jedi

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We’ve nearly reached the end of the summer, the end of Leo season and …..the end of a 18 day bender of way too much alcohol. Everyone is getting ready to go back to school, be kicked off unemployment and even to start shopping for Halloween candy because Target clearly isn’t having another socially distanced covid Halloween this year.

We missed you guys terribly and because of that, this episode is 74 fucking minutes. SEVENTY FOUR. #reasonsitsnotourfault – we chose to take a very long nap during the most intense time of the nerd world ; The Bad Batch season finale and the release of The Suicide Squad!!

Needless to say, many tears were had. RIP to the the original clone base planet of our dreams – Kamino < / 3 I guess we should also say RIP to Pete Davidson too because he didn’t make it too far in The Suicide Squad (such waste of talent) 

WE’RE BACK AND READY TO LAUGH. PRESS PLAY IF YOU DARE.

And Now, We’ve Said It.

In Batman: Urban Legends #6, Tim Drake’s Robin finally decides he likes dick, too.

In the latest Batman: Urban Legends, monthly anthology series, we pick up the story of Tim Drake AKA Robin. Meghan Fitzmartin as well as art by Belén Ortega and Alejandro Sanchez, created this issue, obviously because women and Latinos aren’t weird about LGBT+ stuff.

So, like, basically Tim broke up with his on and off again gf Stephanie Brown (Spoiler) and he’s pretty annoyed by his attempts to always try to do what Batman would want instead of exploring what HE WANTS. Like, he didn’t even need years of therapy to make these breakthroughs. I am so jealous.

So anyways in this issue, Tim’s old friend, Bernard, is in a cult. But one that sacrifices teens so when Tim saves Bernie he’s like, “wow I really like this dude. If he died I would be so sad cause I wanna mouth kiss him.” And despite being named Bernard, he’s pretty cute, so when Bernie and Tim fight side by side to overtake the evil cult, things get pretty hot.

After they save the day, Tim heads over to Bernard’s house, and old Bernard asks Tim on a date. Tim is like Hell yeah lemme get all up in those jeans.

Now, for longtime comic readers, we were all pretty sure that Robin was gay. But NOW it seems he is bisexual, as he had a long term love affair with Stephanie Brown. It was on and off again, but even if he liked her, he probs wasn’t exploring other aspects of himself, as he mentions in Batman: Urban Legends #4.

AND AGAIN longtime comic book readers, can tell that he probably chose this moment to come out with his true identity, because like, he was totes in love with his Young Justice teammate, Superboy. When the Conner Kent Superman Clone died, Tim Drake DID NOT TAKE IT WELL! Like, everyone thought it was just a “bromance.” But, then after Conner died, Tim Drake tried to bring him back from the dead and would not stop telling everyone he knew that he “couldn’t live” without his best friend. Now, I’m not saying they were playing “hide the sausage together,” but I am saying that Tim Drake DEF wanted to fuck his friend. Which is BEAUTIFUL. IT’S CALLED LOVE, PEOPLE!

So anyways, I’m happy for Tim Drake’s Robin coming out. I’ll say it once, and I’ll probably not say it again, Great job, DC!

I guess the only thing left to do is to JUST TELL ME THAT BATMAN AND THE JOKER ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.

XOXO,

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Eternals’ Sersi: A Different Type Of Hoe.

Gemma Chan, who plays Sersi in the upcoming Eternals movie, revealed that Sersi is “not like other girls.”

“I think this is going to be a really different, special film,” Chan said in an interview with British Vogue.

Chan also brought up that the director is an East Asian woman, so she actually knows how to write characters that are women. Unlike previous directors who believed that Black Widow’s only power was to shake her ass and make out with dudes.

The Eternals movie is about 10 different superheroes, but, like, obviously it’s going to mostly be about how Sersi never wanted Robb Stark’s dick, and once she gets Jon Snow’s D, she’s like, “Actually, Now I think The Red Wedding was my fave episode.” Even Kevin Feige was quoted as saying that “if there was a lead in this ensemble it’s probably- wait, what did ya’ll say? Sersi? LOL. Wait, stop that can’t be right! It has to be Ajak, right? Hold up! Now you’re saying they cast Ajak as a fucking chick. Dude wtf. Someone is getting fired.”

Wow, Kevin. Just, wow.

Gemma Chan shot back at Feige by saying that “Sersi is not like other girls. She may not be the best fighter, but she’s an empath.”

To which Feige replied, “A what?”

Kevin Feige then asked Gemma why she looked so familiar, and she replied that she was in Captain Marvel. To which Feige replied, “You mean, Captain America?”

Can’t wait for November 5th!

XOXO,

Comic Book Bitch

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